Disciplinary Hearing via Teams

from The Unionists Are At It Again by Sneeze

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It’s gin-o’clock for her
She’s ninety percent chip, ten percent shoulder
If you’ve got a day she’ll spoil it
‘Cause when she was nine a cousin slagged her for having three toilets

She just found out daddy’s leveraged buyout
Did not get rid of hostile takeover bids
So now she’s exploring replacement theory

Purse those virgin lips
And pish on everyone’s chips
It might get you those shoes off Balenciaga
It’ll definitely no make you a shagger

Tell them all why unions are for the workshy
Your team are bored there’s no cocktail they can afford
This bar you picked is ironically playing good tunes
And one by one they all slip out and reconvene at Spoons

She won’t approve your annual leave
You kissed HR Steve
Your review will end with a disciplinary hearing via Teams

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from The Unionists Are At It Again, released November 5, 2021

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