Tamper Tentrum

from The Unionists Are At It Again by Sneeze

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I had a bad tooth so I ripped it out
But the rot git to my brain
I’m always bealin’, knuckles-scraped-on-artex-ceilings
Wee nip on my willy vein

Turns out a bitta dosh counts for fuck all
When yer heid’s a toby jug fulla tears
Now I can finally afford to be alive
I’d rather no be, cheers

The sky isn’t falling in
I just live too close to England
But it’s pishin’ rain all the same from the border up all round and inland
This illness is just like the wee shadow demons fae the film ghost

This daily stress will never amount
To any more than a fortnight on the coast
And what’s the point in fourty hour weeks
If I canny even enjoy avocado on toasr

And what’s the point of paying into a pension
If I’ll be working till I die
And what’s the fuckin point of anything
On this 12:01 island where one percent will always thrive

HND essential for entry level admin
Ten years’ service gets you a pot to pish in
A pay in permafrost at her majesty’s pleasure
The only thing competing with inflation is yer blood pressure
Get yersell a clubcard, the app is handy too
The CEO will thank ye the cashier canny choose
Sixty years of slowly making up a clown
And I’m running out of reasons not to burn it all down

(chorus)

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from The Unionists Are At It Again, released November 5, 2021

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